Contrary...

...to popular belief - I am still alive and well - and just a little lazy on the blogging front.

So what is new??? Ummmmmmmmmmmm..... not a great deal to be honest! I have had an incredibly lazy weekend (some 12 hours of solid loafing on the sofa on Saturday watching movies, with the occasional trip to the garden for more logs for the fire - absolutely unheard of for me!), and Sunday was not much more productive. I simply relocated the loafing to Robert and Emma's sofa, and got a much better deal by way of 'sofa service' - a delicious roast chicken dinner and more cups of tea than a human can possibly hold. Ahhhhh.....

The holiday is looming fast (yyyyeeehhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa) - although Mark and I have been supremely crap, even by our very poor standards, at getting anything sorted for it. I have only just managed to pull my finger out and book The Luxor for our first night in Las Vegas. The holiday currency situation is 'on the cards', and Mark hasn't even been to the docs to check that his jabs are all in order for the Cambodia leg of his particular journey. CRAP! I am sure the plans will all come together beautifully just in time for the off... heh. Jen - I may well be relying on clothes loans for my first week - pregnancy trousers will be just fine, as I will need an expanding 'tummy panel' (for want of a better phrase), since I intend to eat my way through Australia and Vegas, as I am still not drinking and am sadly mistaken in thinking that saving 600 calories a day in booze means that I can eat 600 calories a day extra in food. For some reason those 'food calories' are proving a little 'sticker' than the drink ones... how does that work?!

Anyway.... ummmm.... what else is going on? Errr.... nothing much! I am just extremely excited re: the holiday (especially seeing my Jen and her much-grown clan!), and am finding it difficult to sleep as a consequence!!! BRING IT ON!!! Viva Bris-Vegas....

.... oh yes - Histon are playing tonight in the FA Cup vs Durham City. Think of me in my thermal underclothes and ear muffs tonight. It is absolutely bloody freezing here - and even talk of 'wintery showers' this week. Brrrrr....... (I am in much need of sunshine!). If we manage to win tonight, we play Swindon in the next round. C'mon you mighty Stutes!

Love, Peace and all manner of wiping... as they say in East Dulwich (sorry guys - a private joke)
Hayls
xxxxxx